I opened My Yahoo today, scrolled down to "Yahoo News: Most Emailed - Odd News" and saw two different articles that started "Man calls 911 after [someone displeased them]".
Seriously. Really? Truly.
The fun part is the man who called because the fast food joint ran out of lemonade and the man who called because someone wouldn't sell him beer are not the same.
Two. Different. Guys.
The REALLY fun part is that they are both Floridians... make your own assumptions here.